preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and
slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the
perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot
meat into your partner's cavern of
glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.
me and mikes mom did the lubricated
penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang
Dude your mom is such a lubricated
penguin diver
Zach is the craziest
penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.
Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.