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Labrador Retriever 

A medium large dog breed originating from Newfoundland. They come in three colors according to the AKC. They are the most popular breed in US for many reasons. And you will find hair laying around if one is close by.
"My dog Murphy is a Labrador Retriever."
Labrador Retriever by -anonymous15 January 10, 2014

Labranting 

To show off publicly while shirtless. Drawing attention to oneself generally in a cheesy way while shirtless
Why's that dude Labranting over there?! Put a damn shirt on son!
Labranting by GuyFawkesJeep October 4, 2020

library gash 

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye
Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!
library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009
Amazing people who are caring, sweet and are a good friend. They support their friend/friends no matter what. They are fun and definite not boring. Libras are sexy, confident, cute and hot. Don't ever lose a Libra!
Random person: Who is that?
Susan: She is a Libra
Random person: She looks stunning and so confident!

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.
Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.
Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.
"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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