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lubrador retriever 

Person who has to leave the bed to go get the KY Jelly.
"I'm normally a gentleman, but the bed was so warm last night, I had to insist the she be the lubrador retriever."
lubrador retriever by IMWTDJ March 12, 2009

lubracon 

a leprecon that runs around and makes everything wet.
(i made this up)
man 1- my chair is all wet!
man 2- i didnt do it.
man 1- but u was looking after my house?
man 2- i was fighting of a lubracon! gimme a break!
lubracon by dabccbad December 4, 2010

lubricorn 

lubricorn is a person who will always have lube at anytime of the day so like a unicorn instead of rainbows they will provide lube all day
Shannon: Hay do you think theirs a lubricorn here cause I need some lube
Nate: Yeah my friend Jack is a well known lubricorn go ask him

Shannon: Thanks
lubricorn by Weird_Mof*cker April 12, 2015

Lubrcontermous 

Wow she’s Lubrcontermous
Lubrcontermous by Charliebanter September 18, 2025
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026