Lubrarian 

1. one who is trained in the art of lubrication
2. any person displaying extreme skill in the art of lubrication
3. a clerk of the lube department in a sex shop

That secretary moonlighted as the resident lubrarian on the corner of 5th and Main, well known assistant to the ladies of the night.

Lubrarian by Ho11ywood March 11, 2009

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

The Librarian

Criminally underrated horror youtuber. Need I say more?

It's ashame how The Librarian's videos barely average past 100k views.

The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022

lesbrarian 

A portmanteau of librarian and lesbian signifying a librarian who is also a lesbian.

A group of lesbrarians shushed the crowd at the Vancouver Dyke March.

How could you not know she was a lesbrarian - she works in the women's studies department!

lesbrarian by Lesbrarian September 25, 2009

Librarian 

Information Master
One to be worshiped

Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.

Librarian by BeckyIB February 3, 2004

Librarial Complex 

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

Librarial Complex by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

librarian hot 

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.

that chick over there is so librarian hot.

librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007