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Lower Ivy 

An elitist term used to denote schools that are relatively less selective and thus generally seen as less prestigious within the Ivy League. These schools are Brown, University of Pennsylvania, Dartmouth, and Cornell.

Admission Rates in 2021:
Harvard, 3.4%
Columbia, 3.7%
Princeton, 4%
Yale, 4.6%
Brown, 5.4%
University of Pennsylvania, 5.7%
Dartmouth, 6.2%
Cornell, 14.1% (2020)

Lauren Rivera, a professor at the Northwestern Kellogg School of Management, mentions in her publication "Ivies, Extracurriculars, and Exclusion: Elite Employers' Use of Educational Credentials," that "Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, and University of Pennsylvania (general studies) were frequently described as 'second tier' schools that were filled primarily with candidates who 'didn’t get in' to a super-elite school."

As the quote implies, the Wharton School, which is the business school of the University of Pennsylvania, is generally excluded from the lower ivy designation as an exception.
God, I've wanted to go to an Ivy League school since kindergarten. Even a lower ivy would be good enough.
Lower Ivy by prominker June 15, 2021

Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.
Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!

Lower Rank 1 

A dishonest, selfish ex-content moderator of the Mario Wiki, a useless terror-filled wiki on a toxic site called Wikia/FANDOM.
Lower Rank 1 loves to pretend he is Emnu from Demon Slayer even though he is a human in real life
Lower Rank 1 by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

Lower Waffle 

An issue that doesn't get the attention it deserves.
The lower waffle doesn't get as much syrup as the top waffle in the stack.
Lower Waffle by Litigatrix May 8, 2014

blown lower unit 

when a woman has a droopy vagina
her twat looks like a blown lower unit
blown lower unit by thebigred1 June 23, 2013

lolbertarian 

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!
lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004