A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
by Tezkah October 9, 2004
Get the lolbertarian mug.Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.
So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.
by Zoldam July 1, 2020
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A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.
Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021
Get the lolbertarian mug.A term used by "little l" libertarians who simultaneously want to assert their genuine preference for limited government while owning up to the fact that a lot of Libertarians are silly people with bad haircuts. The label is usually adopted in order to avoid guilt-by-association.
by Whats-his-face April 16, 2009
Get the lolbertarian mug.A group of Republicans who think that they are like the Boston Tea Party of 1773 minus the red face paint and feathers and tomahawks.
Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump
Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.
Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump
Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.
These tea party libertarians are the greediest people imaginable, and they know nothing about history or what suffering regular working Americans experience at the hands of corporations and Wall Street tycoons.
Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons
Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons
by Nilli Wanilli October 16, 2010
Get the tea party libertarian mug.A social libertarian is a person who believes in social liberty, i.e., individual independence and communal autonomy from overarching government or state control.
A social libertarian typically rejects the concentration of decision-making authority into distant, oligarchical, centralized bureaucracies - federal or monolithic - favoring instead the diffusion and localization of that decision-making authority.
Social libertarians support a political, social, and economic environment which allows voluntary accession to associations, but also permits a person to choose to remain free of restraint by society, except in cases in which an individual's claim of freedom interferes with another individual's right to be free from unwarranted, aggressive coercion or harm.
Social libertarians regard free-market capitalism and democratic, communalistic socialism as equally conducive economic means towards the ends of generalistic liberation from tyranny.
A social libertarian typically rejects the concentration of decision-making authority into distant, oligarchical, centralized bureaucracies - federal or monolithic - favoring instead the diffusion and localization of that decision-making authority.
Social libertarians support a political, social, and economic environment which allows voluntary accession to associations, but also permits a person to choose to remain free of restraint by society, except in cases in which an individual's claim of freedom interferes with another individual's right to be free from unwarranted, aggressive coercion or harm.
Social libertarians regard free-market capitalism and democratic, communalistic socialism as equally conducive economic means towards the ends of generalistic liberation from tyranny.
Murray Bookchin's support of decentralized, non-hierarchical communal autonomy, coupled with a belief in individual liberty, indicates that he and his adherents are social libertarians.
by rogue-economist January 23, 2011
Get the Social Libertarian mug.A Conservative Libertarian in the United States is a person that adheres to the constitution as a libertarian does, but will do so in a conservative manner. Conservative Libertarians are conservative in political nature, such as foreign policy, homeland security, and economics while strictly interpreting the constitution as it states. They believe in free rights, liberty, and the opportunity for everyone to make it to the top. Conservative Libertarians leave it up to the individual to determine what is right and wrong for themselves, and leave it up to the states to deal with murder and unjustified actions. Conservative Libertarianism is also a political position that deals with morality and ethical beliefs, based that all men and women are created equal. It is also a political party that does not allow religious beliefs to get in the way of allowing all people (regardless of their background, ethical standpoints, religious standpoints, or sexuality) the promises of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Jim: Hey, John! Did you hear about conservative libertarians? They believe that it is up to the individual to decide what is right for themselves rather than making ridiculous laws that are aimed at 5 people, but directly effect the rest of the state's population! Like the 21 drinking age!
John: Yeah, I heard! And one of their best beliefs is to disregard all religious thinking when running the country to get things done, thinking on morality rather than religion.
Jim: Exactly! It's a shame that they haven't run the country yet because of the damn sheeple we have in this country...
John: Yeah, I heard! And one of their best beliefs is to disregard all religious thinking when running the country to get things done, thinking on morality rather than religion.
Jim: Exactly! It's a shame that they haven't run the country yet because of the damn sheeple we have in this country...
by Chris (Moomba445) M. January 6, 2009
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