Goff

Its a first class last name not many like it but its the best. Goffs are unstoppable. Good in nearly everything.

Bro I wish my last name was Goff

by Kid Kuzoo April 08, 2010

Goff

A Derogetory term for someone who doesn't not wear a tracksuit.

''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''

''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''

by Monkehhhh April 29, 2006

Goff

A word used to describe people who think they are gothic. Often just silly little children trying to rebel against something. These losers may also convince themselves they are vampires and need blood.

"OMG, Im so gothic, i wear nu-rocks and hate my parents and want to die while listening to The Rasmus, no-one understands me, boohoo"

"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"

by evilbint April 12, 2005

Goff

Go and fuckoff!
Just fuckoff!
Seriously, will you goff!
d'image of fuckoff.

'Joe just goff, i'm not getting into that arseless pvc thong! I know Andy does it but i'm not!'

'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'

by bigmuff May 17, 2008

Goff

Goff is a filler word. (Get & Off) put together.

You on my dick? Goff that shit!

by twizzy May 12, 2014

Goff

Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.

Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or

Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."

or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"

by Aslan and Lucy December 03, 2007

Goff

To perform an awful swing or land the ball WAY in the rough while playing the game of golf.

To be terrible at the game of golf.

Wow, you really Goffed the heck out of that ball. It's almost in the bunker... of a different hole.

This guy really plays golf like a Goff.

by Ukurugenzi February 05, 2010