Loveturd 

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

Loveturd by Matty October 27, 2003

lovetard 

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.

i never get any. I'm a lovetard.

lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007

love turd

the first dump you take in front of your love.

After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.

love turd by Marky Spots June 3, 2010

Lovetarded 

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.

She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.

Lovetarded by Blazeder November 28, 2012

lovetard 

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

lovetard by Scary Mary June 21, 2005

lovetard 

used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.

Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.

lovetard by Hamlexi Mivettes December 30, 2005

lovetard 

lovetard is the process of sexual effort to please a mentally unsound person. also known as banging the re re or doing helen keller.

yea, see was disabled, but damn did she try hard....i banged for the lovetard.

lovetard by willis5127 May 24, 2006