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Lonetard 

A combination of a Loner and a Retard.

(this word was created by aquaboy on the xbox.com forums)
Don't stick your finger in that lightsocket you Lonetard!
Lonetard by aquaboy July 30, 2003
Words you can keep

lovetard 

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
i never get any. I'm a lovetard.
lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007

Longtard 

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard
Longtard by Flagellah May 29, 2013

Lovetarded 

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.
She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.
Lovetarded by Blazeder November 28, 2012

Lobetard 

A stupid person who has a big lobe, is a libtard and you don't agree with.
Person 1- Did you just say that there is no such thing as an objective truth?
Person 2- Shut up lobetard.
Lobetard by A-ZSPEC September 12, 2019

LoseTard 

To be considered a loser and a retard at the same time, and representing both definitions completley. You may consider calling people this name when you are just kidding, or you may really mean it with a passion.
Say it was your best friend, you may call them a losetard for doing some sort of act of foolishness. If it a man who has hurt you and your best friend...then you may call him a losetard without any apologies needed. Afterall, he can tae it like a MAN. Except for Jason that is.....He's always womanly.
LoseTard by Monika And Sadie May 20, 2007

lovetard 

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.
ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.
lovetard by Scary Mary June 21, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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