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To be considered a loser and a retard at the same time, and representing both definitions completley. You may consider calling people this name when you are just kidding, or you may really mean it with a passion.

Say it was your best friend, you may call them a losetard for doing some sort of act of foolishness. If it a man who has hurt you and your best friend...then you may call him a losetard without any apologies needed. Afterall, he can tae it like a MAN. Except for Jason that is.....He's always womanly.

LoseTard by Monika And Sadie May 20, 2007

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lovetard

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.

i never get any. I'm a lovetard.

lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007

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Lovetarded

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.

She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.

Lovetarded by Blazeder November 28, 2012

Lobetard

A stupid person who has a big lobe, is a libtard and you don't agree with.

Person 1- Did you just say that there is no such thing as an objective truth?
Person 2- Shut up lobetard.

Lobetard by A-ZSPEC September 12, 2019

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losertard

1.)A person who retains the qualities of being a loser, and very stupid.

2.)An actual retard, who everybody makes fun of.

1.)"Goddamnit! You fucking stabbed me!"
"Sorry.."
"You losertard!"

2.)"Dude, Jerry's such a losertard."
Jerry: "Mnggnggghhhaaa..."

losertard by Joey December 11, 2004

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lovetard

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

lovetard by Scary Mary June 21, 2005

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lovetard

used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.

Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.

lovetard by Hamlexi Mivettes December 30, 2005

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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