Lobetard

A stupid person who has a big lobe, is a libtard and you don't agree with.

Person 1- Did you just say that there is no such thing as an objective truth?
Person 2- Shut up lobetard.

by A-ZSPEC September 12, 2019

lovetard

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.

i never get any. I'm a lovetard.

by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007

lobtard

A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life

Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.

by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Lovetarded

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.

She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.

by Blazeder November 28, 2012

LoseTard

To be considered a loser and a retard at the same time, and representing both definitions completley. You may consider calling people this name when you are just kidding, or you may really mean it with a passion.

Say it was your best friend, you may call them a losetard for doing some sort of act of foolishness. If it a man who has hurt you and your best friend...then you may call him a losetard without any apologies needed. Afterall, he can tae it like a MAN. Except for Jason that is.....He's always womanly.

by Monika And Sadie May 20, 2007

lovetard

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

by Scary Mary June 21, 2005

lovetard

used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.

Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.

by Hamlexi Mivettes December 30, 2005