lightsocket 

The act of inserting barbed wire carefully down the dick hole with extreme force. Then urinate, with the barbed wire in the penis hole, onto a light socket while standing on a nice wet floor (Preferably 4 or more inches of water with additives like acid for extra burning on the feet and a layer of exacto knifes glued upright on the floor for extreme cutting of the feet)

Life sucks so much I'm going to lightsocket myself tonight.

lightsocket by acarpish March 26, 2008

Light Socket 

Sexual term where you plug it in.

I screwed that light socket!!

Light Socket by Light Socket like a Boss November 28, 2012

Light Socket Dick 

When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.

Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"

Light Socket Dick by PoopKyle October 20, 2008