lanetarded 

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

lanetarded by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009

laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

laztarded by Meisen July 7, 2008

lactarded 

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

lactarded by jake826 May 6, 2006

lactarded 

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

lactarded by crazygnome October 26, 2007

lametarded 

Something so horrificly uncool you need to use two words to describe it.

Spunkee thinks making definitions for your name on urban dictionary is lametarded.

lametarded by bahrfight November 5, 2010

Danetarded

To worship or become way too involved with anything related with comedian Dane Cook.

-Dude, did you see that stand up on HBO last night?
- No, but I hope you're not talking about that pseudo-religious-cult of Dane Cooktology. Only your mentally handicapped brother watches that shit. He is danetarded! I mean, to come up with an iPhone app? ridiculous!

Danetarded by Daveauchery April 23, 2009

Lactarded 

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

Lactarded by miss_niss July 29, 2008