Longtard

A tall person who is extremely uncoordinated

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard

by Flagellah May 29, 2013

elizabeth longardner

Elizabeth is a kind,Talented, sweet, smart, hardworking,beautiful girl that is very athletic. She often gets down on herself and gets emotional. Shes a great friend and any guy will be luck to have her. She is also amazing at sports and can't cook if her life depended on it. Lol

Did you know Elizabeth Longardner got 20 points at the basketball game last night?

I know! She dropped so many threes.....

by KobeBryant240 November 24, 2022

Lonetard

A combination of a Loner and a Retard.

(this word was created by aquaboy on the xbox.com forums)

Don't stick your finger in that lightsocket you Lonetard!

by aquaboy July 30, 2003

Langtard

A person that is so stupid even a retard could outsmart him.

Danny is such a langtard in every aspect of life.

by Pheef008 March 27, 2024