Lonched 

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020

ass lynched 

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.

1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.

ass lynched by jj1221 October 21, 2009

Loretta Lynched 

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.

You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.

Loretta Lynched by shopgifting July 3, 2016

getting loached 

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

getting loached by Tejue Omega Daishanto July 28, 2009

Lynched 

To feel trolled by surrealist director David Lynch due to a general inability to fully comprehend his movies or ideas.

'Man, I watched the last episode of Twin Peaks last night and it was just bonkers, there was no plot whatsoever.'

'Bro, I know, I think we just got lynched.'

Lynched by froglocust June 28, 2017

Lynched 

To get beaten up by a number of people at once.

Yeah did you hear there was a big fight and Chris got lynched.

Lynched by Jillian September 26, 2004

linched 

To get your ass kicked.

I got my ass linched by my parents.

linched by solok May 13, 2005