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1. v. to fuck up in a Lunchbox manner.
2. adj. fucked up; ruined
"God damn, Lunchbox sure lunched this part big time."
"Holy crap, that car is LUNCHED!"
by ipoopedmypants July 08, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Past-tense of the word lunch. See that definition for a good idea of what lunched is. It means to do something stupid, or to mess something up. It originated from the stoner-culture, and used to be associated with being high or burnt. But that is not always the case anymore. Go read the definition for lunch if you still don't understand.

You also hear, "lunched out". Same thing, just a different way to say it.

Definitely regional, I've only heard the word used in DC when I lived there, and we said it ALL the time! Since moving from there, no one I've met has ever heard of it.
Awww, man, I lunched! I drove all the way here and forgot the dang receipt!

After all that planning, he lunched out and walked through the security gate with a nug stuck to his fleece! Needless to say, he got arrested, what an idiot!
by OTT August 01, 2005
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verb, The act of putting a thing or being "out to lunch." To wipe out or ruin something, to be put out of commission, either accidentally or deliberately. To eat one's lunch. Originally a North San Diego county surfing term that has spread to wider use.
Wow, Dewey got lunched on that one!
Leroy lunched Poindexter in the head.
When the power went out, it really lunched my computer.
That pothole lunched both the rims and tires on the left side of my car!
That exam lunched me.
I got lunched last night at the bar (either alcohol or another person could have lunched me).
by muchkaman December 03, 2012
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(v) past tense of to lunch meaning to beat someone up
"i lunched that kid yesterday"

"you got lunched yesterday"
by djnickybones December 18, 2009
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Lunched means to be excluded or not allowed somewhere with the people your with at the time. Or your mates lying to make you not want to go someware.
Damn ive been lunched.

Any of you guys seen Robb or phil? They lunched it.

Rob phones Phil to ask if he wants to come out but John is round phil's smoking up, so Phils tell Rob that hes not comming out. So they have lunched Rob
by super dodger May 08, 2007
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When a lunch date, acquaintance, or co-worker brings or orders a lunch that is judged to be of vastly different quality than ones own.
That pizza looked way better than my sandwich I got lunched.
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