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Man, that motherfucker is linched, best be watchin' yo ass.
Linched by Reaper14 June 11, 2006
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Shit, kevin got linched by the 5-0.
linched by d-unit August 14, 2003

ass lynched 

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.
1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
ass lynched by jj1221 October 21, 2009

Loretta Lynched 

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.
You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.
"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"
Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020
to completely shut down opposing hitters in baseball, make them look stupid
Big time Timmy Jim just linced that Dodger, that is his 22nd strikeout of the game.
linced by deehoff October 9, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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