A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

Tauntaun Locater Unit by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

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lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010

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lolsterics

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

lolsterics by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

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LOLakers

A woeful NBA team based in Los Angeles that was once very successful and known as the "LA Lakers". In recent years, they have become so bad that it is difficult to not laugh out loud at their staggering incompetence and so they are now more properly called the "LOLakers"

Q: "What time do the LOLakers tip tonight?" A: "Who Cares? They are playing the Spurs so they will get drilled by 30"

LOLakers by M.C.Rox September 23, 2016

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