Lolater

When a Lolita has come of legal age and is pursuing you.

Oh man, so-and-so's sister is a total Lolater now.

by nobokov October 15, 2009

lolsteriod

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

by penisaurus April 9, 2009

Lolaser

To "lol" so hard, you shoot laser beams out of your mouth.

My house was wrecked because John started to lolaser too hard.

by MagicSuit September 2, 2010

Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010

lolsterics

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

LOLakers

A woeful NBA team based in Los Angeles that was once very successful and known as the "LA Lakers". In recent years, they have become so bad that it is difficult to not laugh out loud at their staggering incompetence and so they are now more properly called the "LOLakers"

Q: "What time do the LOLakers tip tonight?" A: "Who Cares? They are playing the Spurs so they will get drilled by 30"

by M.C.Rox September 23, 2016