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A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.
"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."
by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.
urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals
by Definitionsthatdontmakesense August 16, 2007
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Consists of many races such as:
Guy 1: there is only 1 race, the human race
Guy 2: what about nascar?
by Bluethunder86 March 14, 2019
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The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.
If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.
by Solid Mantis August 05, 2019
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Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

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by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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Humanrace is a bunch of pedophilist
by JlishyProb October 28, 2020
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