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A horse cock that womens like to ride it.
Hey! Wanna fuck me
Yea but hos long is your cock
Don't worry it's q Loffe. ;)
Loffe by Lo Fe December 28, 2016
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loffe • loffee • Loffel • loffer • lofferbobber • Loffet • Loafer • lofe • loafed • loff
Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.
That son of a bitch lofted me!
Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009

Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

Luffegås 

Luffegås, the former term for pingvin (penguin) in danish. In the 1930's a horrible mistake was made, and the word luffegås was exchanged with the english "penguin" (pingvin in danish). Today people of Denmark frequently use pingvin as the indicator for the Anartican, aquatic, flightless bird. Not knowing of the awesomeness of the original term Luffegås.

Directly translated: Flippergoose
Luffe = Flipper. Gås = Goose

How to pronunce the letter "å":

sounds like au in caught
sounds like o in old
The luffegås originates from Anartica.

Dressed up to party like a luffegås.

Eat luffegås shit and die.
Luffegås by Lasse Khavanah August 1, 2010

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.
commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'
LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009
That guy Lofe always showing me how to beat life.
Lofe by Nathsters October 20, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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