loafed

a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.

by minminns November 19, 2006

loafed

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

We're gettin loafed tonight

by vinyes April 30, 2008

loafed

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

by Clockwork-Deity June 16, 2005

loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

by DR.E June 05, 2009

loafed

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

by julius October 07, 2003

loafed

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

by Stevo23456 May 30, 2011

to loaf

to chill. to hang out

1. I was going to study tonight but there are too many distractions, so I decided to loaf.
2. My favorite place to loaf is at the corsa park.

by fujofan September 19, 2010