Loffet 

What some weirdos say when they like something. It is supposed to sound like "Love it"

OMG THAT PURSE IS SO CUTE! I LOFFET! :O

Loffet by The BO55 March 30, 2012

loffer 

A Loffer is a very funny person. They have a great sense of humor and can make anyone smile.

The Loffer is the funniest person I know.

loffer by Cucumber23 May 17, 2018

loffee 

loffee: ridiculously strong caffeine-rich drink: a drink containing caffeine and with a transformative effect that is made from the ground or processed seeds of a tropical tree

Cranky, Peter? Miss your loffee this morning?

loffee by Shanna Lynn May 28, 2010

loffe 

A rarely used but extremely cool synonym for the word Love, derived from Jason Lee "The Chinese Canadian" and is used to express love towards all people.

I loffe u
To Jason with loffe
I just wanted to say hi and i loffe you!

loffe by Shanerz March 23, 2003

Loffel 

Verb. To be rejected by someone who you've just slept with, where they normally disappear off the face of the earth or just ignore you.

'We slept together last week and he hasn't called or messaged me since. I think I just got loffeled.'

Loffel by Meisha85 April 11, 2009

lofferbobber

Noun. To be a big fat loser with no friends.

Wow, he's being such a lofferbobber right now.

lofferbobber by Lexi March 13, 2005

Loffe 

A horse cock that womens like to ride it.

Hey! Wanna fuck me
Yea but hos long is your cock
Don't worry it's q Loffe. ;)

Loffe by Lo Fe December 28, 2016