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A horse cock that womens like to ride it.
Hey! Wanna fuck me
Yea but hos long is your cock
Don't worry it's q Loffe. ;)
Loffe by Lo Fe December 28, 2016
Related Words
loffe • loffee • Loffel • loffer • lofferbobber • Loffet • Loafer • lofe • loafed • loff
Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.
That son of a bitch lofted me!
Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009

Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

Luffegås 

Luffegås, the former term for pingvin (penguin) in danish. In the 1930's a horrible mistake was made, and the word luffegås was exchanged with the english "penguin" (pingvin in danish). Today people of Denmark frequently use pingvin as the indicator for the Anartican, aquatic, flightless bird. Not knowing of the awesomeness of the original term Luffegås.

Directly translated: Flippergoose
Luffe = Flipper. Gås = Goose

How to pronunce the letter "å":

sounds like au in caught
sounds like o in old
The luffegås originates from Anartica.

Dressed up to party like a luffegås.

Eat luffegås shit and die.
Luffegås by Lasse Khavanah August 1, 2010

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.
commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'
LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009
That guy Lofe always showing me how to beat life.
Lofe by Nathsters October 20, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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