Loffel

Verb. To be rejected by someone who you've just slept with, where they normally disappear off the face of the earth or just ignore you.

'We slept together last week and he hasn't called or messaged me since. I think I just got loffeled.'

Loffel by Meisha85 April 11, 2009

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Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

Kelly Loffler by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

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leffel

The best surname ever

Leffel...you are a god

leffel by George5695 April 16, 2008

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Mr. loeffel

Mr loeffel is a teacher with attitude. Also known as a flying squirrel. A really bad teacher.

(That’s all I gotta say.)

A student who turned in their work in 2 minutes late: Oh boy I hope he doesn’t say anything... atlEAST it’s turned in..

Mr. Loeffel is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. Should NOT be a teacher. Sarcastic, over the top, wants to see the world burn, general asshole.

Mr loeffel : YOU FUCK UP HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU IMBECILE I WILL END YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GRADE YOU DUMB ASS BITCH.

Student: 😀😅😭

Mr. loeffel by Joebidenspuebes January 2, 2021