Loffel
Verb. To be rejected by someone who you've just slept with, where they normally disappear off the face of the earth or just ignore you.
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Kelly Loffler
A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
Kelly Loffler by fuk_ga October 12, 2020
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Mr. loeffel
Mr loeffel is a teacher with attitude. Also known as a flying squirrel. A really bad teacher.
(That’s all I gotta say.)
(That’s all I gotta say.)
A student who turned in their work in 2 minutes late: Oh boy I hope he doesn’t say anything... atlEAST it’s turned in..
Mr. Loeffel is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. Should NOT be a teacher. Sarcastic, over the top, wants to see the world burn, general asshole.
Mr loeffel : YOU FUCK UP HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU IMBECILE I WILL END YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GRADE YOU DUMB ASS BITCH.
Student: 😀😅😭
Mr. Loeffel is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. Should NOT be a teacher. Sarcastic, over the top, wants to see the world burn, general asshole.
Mr loeffel : YOU FUCK UP HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU IMBECILE I WILL END YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GRADE YOU DUMB ASS BITCH.
Student: 😀😅😭
Mr. loeffel by Joebidenspuebes January 2, 2021
loffle
Loffle my waffle.
loffer
loffer by Cucumber23 May 17, 2018
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