Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad

The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding

by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015

lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

lily padding

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

by Big Mike February 21, 2005

Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.

Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.

by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024

Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.

Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.

by King.Frog January 29, 2025