Lesterate 

Rates of Lester!

“The rate of Lester is increasing” Lesterating is the act of rating Lesters within a contained motion of energy lesterate devised in 1948.

Lesterate by Andrew Cayman December 19, 2020

listeater 

A person of ill-integrity that "cuts" in an established line (i.e. for ticket sales) by eating the waiting list.

That listeater is now first in line.

listeater by Robert Jones December 10, 2004

greg lestrade

Detective Inspector Lestrade from the Sherlock Holmes Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
(Played by Rupert Graves in the BBC version.)
Sherlock can never seem to remember his name...

Greg Lestrade... Did you mean Geoff?... Graham?... Jeff?

greg lestrade by SlaughterMelon March 10, 2015

half literate 

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

half literate by Onan October 9, 2003

Lefterbate 

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

Lefterbate by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

literate 

In real life--

Able to read and write.

In roleplaying--

A good roleplayer. Specifically, a literate roleplayer does not use chatspeak, spells word correctly, and has proper usage and grammar. Literates are less likely to be desperates or n00bs and generally roleplays well.

If you see a thread with "LITERATE ROLEPLAY/LITERATES ONLY" in the subject line, it means they only accept people who have good grammar.

1. The literacy rate is 97% in America, meaning 97% of Americans can read and write.

2. The difference between a literate roleplayer and an advanced roleplayer is that being advanced specifically states that you are good at writing (i.e. descriptions, characters) but literate just means you have good grammar, although they're often used interchangeably.

literate by Newbia April 10, 2005

sub-literate

The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.

"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"

"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."

sub-literate by TheCox500 January 29, 2009