Legiterate

A person place or thing that can't be legit. An antonym for M.C. Hammer.

Steve is so legiterate, nothing he does is legit.

by jimm3r October 28, 2009

Legiterally

The form of legit and literally. Used to describe something that is literally and verifiably legit a specific way.

Yo, Conor. I legiterally banged that girl so hard last night. She squirted so much.

by URBAN USERRR June 17, 2018

A legitimate strategy!

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

half literate

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

by Onan October 9, 2003

Legitimate Political Discourse

A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.

Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”

by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022

Legitimate Solo

A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.

Tom: Dude, listen to this solo from Master of Puppets

Dave: LEGITIMATE SOLO!!!

by ThePluft March 22, 2010

legitimate rake

in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.

Joe: dude, didn't you just rake this yesterday?

tom: yeah....

joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.

by girls name October 29, 2012