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Cold Legistics
Cold Legistics by Cold Legistics August 20, 2008
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logistics
Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.
logistics by raywuzhere@hotmail.com June 8, 2004
Logistics
The specific or technical details of how something occurs.
For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.
Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.
For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.
Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.
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logisticize
To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.
There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."
logisticize by Mike the Knife December 2, 2010
Perennial Boner Logistics
A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.
No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
Perennial Boner Logistics by psylence July 11, 2015
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