logistics

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

by [e-mail] June 08, 2004

spm

South Park Mexican - Carlos Coy

Excellent rapper who is now doin' time. Hilarious rapper with great songs, such as "hubba hubba" and "soething I would do"

by [e-mail] April 25, 2004

ogreasm

When an ogre has an orgasm

When the Jolly Green Giant ogreasm'd it was green.

by [e-mail] May 06, 2004

baldwell

A common Idaho slang term for Caldwell, Idaho, due to it's dominant population of Hispanics.

A hardcore Cholo typically has the baggy look, many tattoos and a shaved head hence BALDwell

by [e-mail] November 01, 2007

pantomiming masturbation

making the jack off motion with one's hand

How was your day Billy?

<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2004

sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

by [e-mail] May 15, 2004

hogtied

what the boys in blue do to you when you are uncooperative. handcuff your ankles to your wrists, and carry you off like a suitcase.

i saw a tweeker fighting the cops at the gas station. he got the shit beat out of him, zapped 3 times by the phasers, then finally hogtied and taken away by the medics. it was good times.

by [e-mail] June 22, 2004