A fragile noodle of condensed poop accumulated in the urethra of a male from hours of strenuous anal sex. Extraction of a sliver tootsie can be difficult at times when corn or a loose nut block the fecal matter from escaping the penis.
I was banging her in the butt when I ejaculated and nothing came out. After another round of her sucking my cock, there was just a SLIVER TOOTSIE blocking the jizz. Luckily i didn't have Corn Tip.
by psylence June 30, 2015
Animal for which the non-existant Lemming Virus was named. Symptoms of this virus that isn't recognized by any medical textbook no matter how old or new include:
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure
by Psylence February 10, 2004
Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.
by psylence June 30, 2015
by psylence July 01, 2015
A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.
by psylence July 12, 2015
A natural occurring phenomenon where corn or a loose peanut blocks a sliver tootsie or pee from escaping a penis.
by psylence June 30, 2015
A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.
No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
by psylence June 30, 2015