IWFP's definitions

Jimmer

A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.

Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."

by IWFP January 27, 2011

Legistics

The study of being legit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit, I'm un-legit. And for that reason I am enrolled in a Legistics class.

by IWFP December 13, 2010

Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.

Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.

by IWFP November 3, 2010