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A pale, frail and autistic alien who sells drugs on a daily bases and is sensitive to sounds of high frequency.
Lawlaw: "I'm gonna fackin kill my mom"
Everyone: "LAWLAW!"
LawLaw by Grublord October 13, 2017
Words you can keep
Lawlaw is the best friend ever could wish for, she's friends with Jawjaw. Lawlaw is so gorgeous and perfect. Oh to be Lawlaw. She is definitely crazy and cusses A LOT. She's the type of person who would beat your ass up if you were annoying. She's gorgeous,amazing,nice but could also be mean, steals her mom's clothes, and is basically the definition of perfect.
I wish i was Lawlaw.
Lawlaw by Diamondbeautyyyy May 31, 2021
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lawlacaust 

a word describing something so funny that in fact millions of people have died laughing from the joke.
"That joke was so funny it could cause the lawlacaust."
lawlacaust by Naked Shane March 8, 2008

lawlapollo 

when the hilarity of something is so great that "lol" or "lawl" will not suffice. a flawless snow-white persian known as apollo, after the god of light and the sun, truth and prophecy, medicine, healing, plague, music, poetry, arts, archery, and more, must be brought up to show the depth of this humor. this term is not to be used lightly.
wow it was so funny when that kid couldn't get down from the roof
yeah. lawlapollo
lawlapollo by apollo_lover18 November 3, 2011

lawlkward 

a situation so awkward it is laughable, usually as felt by a third party who is viewing the situation but can laugh about it since it's not about them
While it was uncomfortable to watch Jim struggling with an explanation for all the calls to the phone-sex hotline to his mom, it was impossible not to laugh at how lawlkward it was.
lawlkward by ckow July 15, 2011

Mother-in-lawlandia 

A sovereign nation found within the state of Montana, nearby to Missoula.
Capitol: the main house.
Population: 1 to 4 depending on plane fares.
Noun.
Grizzly John got fed up with the high falootin city folk in Missoula so after a stand off, with the ATF, he declared Mother-in-lawlandia a sovereign nation.

Lawlawpalooza 

An event held at law schools where law students get wasted and start butchering classic songs. It is an excuse for students to binge drink and pretend they have talent.
"Yo, are you going to lawlawpalooza this year?"

"Fuck yeah. I'm actually gonna perform Bon Jovi's 'Wanted Dead or Alive' there!"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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