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lawlkward 

a situation so awkward it is laughable, usually as felt by a third party who is viewing the situation but can laugh about it since it's not about them
While it was uncomfortable to watch Jim struggling with an explanation for all the calls to the phone-sex hotline to his mom, it was impossible not to laugh at how lawlkward it was.
lawlkward by ckow July 15, 2011
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Lawkward 

An adjective that describes the awkward nature of law students. It is often characterized by a law student's inability to properly interact with others in a social setting.

pronounced: law-kward
People at the last bar review were really lawkward.
Lawkward by UCLA & USC Law 2013 August 18, 2011
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Lawkward 

Adj.
1. Likeable but awkward person
2. Social grace of a slug... but a likeable slug

Pronounced- lawk•ward
The nerdy kid in school was very lawkward when he asked the prom queen on a date, so she said yes.
Lawkward by Pepperw2 September 13, 2017

lolkward 

Pronounced (lock-word), from the Latin lockus wordus, "lolkward" is an adjective that describes something which is both hilarious and awkward at the same time. The word's meaning is nuanced and can range from "hilariously awkward" to "awkwardly hilarious," depending on the context. Although the term is primarily used to refer to events or situations, it can also refer to individual persons absent a particular context. Specially, "lolkward" is an interjection that is used to express a slight discomfort yet also denote an amusement in such discomfort.
Dumb Bitch 1: OMG! Did you see when Julian's pink dildo slipped out of his pants in front of the entire school?!?
Dumb Bitch 2: I know, right?!? LOLKWARD!!!

Dumb Bitch 1: Nice UGGs. Let's go tanning!
lolkward by uncle juju December 11, 2009

LAWLWARZ 

-Laughing at weiners length with a random z.
Girl #1: OMG, YOU SAW IS PENIS TOO?
Girl #2: LAWLWARZ. YES!!)*@()!*#
LAWLWARZ by JAYEBBY, July 27, 2009

Lawlawanda 

Is a statement used when something very funny happens, or when you are in an awkward situation.

When someone asks what it is, the response is: "its a genocide thing."
And when someone disses lawlawanda, the response is: "what's a matter tuts?"
Hahahahaha, lawlawanda!!
Lawlawanda?
Its a genocide thing.
That's so stupid!
What's a matter tuts?
Lawlawanda by lawlawanda May 12, 2011

lolkward 

Pronounced (lock-word), from the Latin lockus wordus, "lolkward" is an adjective that describes something which is both hilarious and awkward at the same time. The word's meaning is nuanced and can range from "hilariously awkward" to "awkwardly hilarious," depending on the context. Although the term is primarily used to refer to events or situations, it can also refer to individual persons absent a particular context. Specially, "lolkward" is an interjection that is used to express a slight discomfort yet also denote an amusement in such discomfort.
Dumb Bitch 1: OMG! Did you see when Jimmy's small penis slipped out of his pants in front of the entire school?!?
Dumb Bitch 2: I know, right?!? LOLKWARD!!!

Dumb Bitch 1: Nice UGGs. Let's go tanning!
lolkward by Pwneillionaire December 11, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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