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lastings
A slang term for being "lazy". It also relates to a negative connotation for African Americans. The word originates from the baseball player Lastings Milledge in reference to his attitude and behavior.
I was too tired to go to work today, so I stayed in bed, called my boss and took a lastings day.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.
lastings by Ray Boston95 January 6, 2009
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Lactating Savage
At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.
Lactating Savage by Viking Guy May 15, 2007
Lactating Cow
one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008
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lactating male by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019
Lactating wombat
Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
Lactating wombat by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010
painful and long-lasting election
Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.
painful and long-lasting election by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008
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