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Any last words? 

What you tell someone before killing them.
Hitman: Here we are. Any last words?
Hostage: Yeah, go to hell.
Any last words? by bitstripslang September 30, 2018

famous last words 

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.
Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.
famous last words by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

famous last words 

1. used in a coversation to show disbelief of the previous statement.

2. used as a warning that following the course of action just mentioned will result in impending doom.
1. Tom: Dude I will NEVER take my gf to see that movie.
Harry: Famous last words . . .

2. Tom: I think I should tell my gf we went to the strip club last night.
Harry: Famous last words.

bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.
So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.
bidens last words by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023

famous last words 

a kick ass song by the great band my chemical romance, also known as mcr.
I am not afraid to keep on living,
I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
-Famous last words.
famous last words by Fiftytwo August 5, 2007

George Bush's Last Words 

Dick, I thought you said rocks was food

I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA
Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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