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Similar to a douchebag but slimier.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
Cute girl: "Watch out for the slimebag at the bar, he's totally creepy."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
by jsd9632 April 4, 2012
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Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
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A cute slutty girl.
A cute girl who tastes really sweet.
A cute tasty girl with a really pretty pussy.
A cute girl with a tasty pussy.
A cute girl who like to flirt and flash.
A cute slutty girl.
A cute girl who tastes really sweet.
A cute tasty girl with a really pretty pussy.
A cute girl with a tasty pussy.
A cute girl who like to flirt and flash.
by jsd9632 August 17, 2012
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A worthless piece of scum that has no boundaries when it comes to seeking pleasure.
A slimebag that is on a mission to reach new lows with every perverted act.
A dirtball who will abuse himself, his family and neighborhood pets to get a thrill.
As a child will display all the traits of a future serial killer.
A worthless piece of scum that has no boundaries when it comes to seeking pleasure.
A slimebag that is on a mission to reach new lows with every perverted act.
A dirtball who will abuse himself, his family and neighborhood pets to get a thrill.
As a child will display all the traits of a future serial killer.
That sick puppy kid from down the street dumped our trash can all over the yard! Looks like he got your used tampons again.
by jsd9632 April 4, 2012
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A Disney Star.
Justin Bieber's pretend "paid for slut" girlfriend.
A Disney Star.
Justin Bieber's pretend "paid for slut" girlfriend.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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