Similar to a douchebag but slimier.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
Cute girl: "Watch out for the slimebag at the bar, he's totally creepy."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
by jsd9632 April 04, 2012
When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
by jsd9632 February 01, 2012
An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.
Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."
by jsd9632 January 07, 2012
A name used to make fun of a male that has a very small penis.
A term used by girls to describe a male they attempted to have sex with.
An unfortunate name for a son of a man named Richard.
Justin Bieber's member.
A term used by girls to describe a male they attempted to have sex with.
An unfortunate name for a son of a man named Richard.
Justin Bieber's member.
Sally: "How was your date with the hot guy from accounting?"
Suzie: "You mean little dick? It was a disaster! He is hung like Justin Bieber! I sent him home crying!"
Suzie: "You mean little dick? It was a disaster! He is hung like Justin Bieber! I sent him home crying!"
by jsd9632 November 01, 2012
Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."
by jsd9632 November 26, 2011
A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
by jsd9632 February 19, 2012
A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
by jsd9632 August 14, 2012