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cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011
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assholes

Persons who do not concern themselves with the well being
of others.
Persons who go out of the way to offend others.
Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the
misery of others.
Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some
of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training.
Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation.
Insulting others brings their life meaning.
What assholes would say to their kids at the passing of the kid's mom:
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt!
I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the
first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!"
by jsd9632 January 18, 2012
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boob critic

A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.
Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."
by jsd9632 November 26, 2011
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Ass Fairy

A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
Kim Kardashian has been visited by the Ass Fairy way too many times!
by jsd9632 February 19, 2012
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stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.
Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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freakshow

A person who has violated themselves with bad tattoos, way too many piercings in bizarre places and a hairstyle that only a clown could love.
Amy Winehouse.
Amy Winehouse was a pretty woman before she became a freakshow.
by jsd9632 April 4, 2012
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kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
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