jsd9632's definitions

those cocksuckers

A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.

Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"

by jsd9632 March 3, 2012

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

flirt and flash

You meet a flirty girl at a social event you flirt back. As the game progresses she will "inadvertently" flash you by hiking her skirt, uncrossing and recrossing her legs, bend down to share some cleavage or bare some midriff.

Sam: "That girl at the bar is hot!"
Dave: "Yeah, she did the flirt and flash with me earlier."

by jsd9632 August 17, 2012

even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

by jsd9632 March 13, 2012

famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.

Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

neck deep in sheep shit

To be in a situation that there is no way out of.
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)

'I am totally neck deep in sheep shit over this baby thing
I never should banged that silly bitch!"

by jsd9632 January 6, 2012

riding the chocolate pony

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012