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An overly tattooed person.
A person with multiple piercings in uncommon places.
A person who wears bizarre clothing.
A person with multiple tattoos, piercings and bizarre clothing.
A woman who has no respect for her body or her reputation.
A person with multiple piercings in uncommon places.
A person who wears bizarre clothing.
A person with multiple tattoos, piercings and bizarre clothing.
A woman who has no respect for her body or her reputation.
Bob: " Did you check out that new strip club?"
Sam: "You mean the freak show? All the dancers were covered
in tattoos. I was disgusted."
Sam: "You mean the freak show? All the dancers were covered
in tattoos. I was disgusted."
by jsd9632 November 6, 2012
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A pair of breasts that any man would willingly die for if he could
spend his last moments on earth holding them close to his face.
Breasts that could cause hearts to stop by their unveiling.
Titties that will make grown men want to breast feed forever.
A pair of breasts that any man would willingly die for if he could
spend his last moments on earth holding them close to his face.
Breasts that could cause hearts to stop by their unveiling.
Titties that will make grown men want to breast feed forever.
"I went to the tittie bar last night, there was a new dancer there with to die for boobs. It cost me 50 bucks to get them
shoved in my face, but it was well worth it!"
shoved in my face, but it was well worth it!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
by jsd9632 December 5, 2011
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beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.
An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.
An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
by jsd9632 October 24, 2011
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a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 9, 2012
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Wears white painter's pants and a white shirt to work.
Usually travels in a white cargo van with ladders mounted on a rack on top of the van.
There are 3 levels of painter:
House painter, Commercial painter, Industrial painter.
House painter is the most common, usually an independant contractor working with a small crew.
Commercial painters generally work for a large construction company where paint is applied by sprayers with a large crew.
Industrial painters work with specialized coatings on large metal
tanks, ships & bridges.
In many parts of the country commercial and industrial painters are members of a trade union. House painters generally are not.
Wears white painter's pants and a white shirt to work.
Usually travels in a white cargo van with ladders mounted on a rack on top of the van.
There are 3 levels of painter:
House painter, Commercial painter, Industrial painter.
House painter is the most common, usually an independant contractor working with a small crew.
Commercial painters generally work for a large construction company where paint is applied by sprayers with a large crew.
Industrial painters work with specialized coatings on large metal
tanks, ships & bridges.
In many parts of the country commercial and industrial painters are members of a trade union. House painters generally are not.
by jsd9632 February 28, 2012
Get the painter mug.A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.
A generalization of a group of people.
Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
by jsd9632 March 3, 2012
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