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riding the chocolate pony

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.
My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.
by jsd9632 March 7, 2012
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neck deep in sheep shit

To be in a situation that there is no way out of.
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)
'I am totally neck deep in sheep shit over this baby thing
I never should banged that silly bitch!"
by jsd9632 January 6, 2012
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even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
by jsd9632 March 13, 2012
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closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.
by jsd9632 January 9, 2012
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freak show

An overly tattooed person.
A person with multiple piercings in uncommon places.
A person who wears bizarre clothing.
A person with multiple tattoos, piercings and bizarre clothing.
A woman who has no respect for her body or her reputation.
Bob: " Did you check out that new strip club?"
Sam: "You mean the freak show? All the dancers were covered
in tattoos. I was disgusted."
by jsd9632 November 6, 2012
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to die for boobs

A perfect set of tits.
A pair of breasts that any man would willingly die for if he could
spend his last moments on earth holding them close to his face.
Breasts that could cause hearts to stop by their unveiling.
Titties that will make grown men want to breast feed forever.
"I went to the tittie bar last night, there was a new dancer there with to die for boobs. It cost me 50 bucks to get them
shoved in my face, but it was well worth it!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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jesus freak

A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.

An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
Bob: "Look at that Jesus Freak picketing the gay bar,I bet he's a closet homo!"
by jsd9632 October 24, 2011
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