jsd9632's definitions

those cocksuckers

A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.

Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"

by jsd9632 March 3, 2012

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

little dick

A name used to make fun of a male that has a very small penis.
A term used by girls to describe a male they attempted to have sex with.
An unfortunate name for a son of a man named Richard.
Justin Bieber's member.

Sally: "How was your date with the hot guy from accounting?"
Suzie: "You mean little dick? It was a disaster! He is hung like Justin Bieber! I sent him home crying!"

by jsd9632 November 1, 2012

freakshow

A person who has violated themselves with bad tattoos, way too many piercings in bizarre places and a hairstyle that only a clown could love.
Amy Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse was a pretty woman before she became a freakshow.

by jsd9632 April 4, 2012

Happy butt

When things are going well for you.
An extra little bounce in your step.
A really good mood.

Sally: "You're in a good mood today!"
Dave: "I woke up with a good dose of happy butt!"

by jsd9632 January 15, 2012

paid for slut

An attractive woman who appears in commercials for
ridiculous products that no one would buy otherwise.
A person who would sell their integrity for a quick buck.
A kept woman.
Someone who is willing to sacrifice thier name for a
stupid cause, for the right price.

The chick in that commercial is so hot! It's a shame she is a paid for slut for that stupid product.

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

ass fucked

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.

Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.

by jsd9632 February 1, 2012