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bangmobile

An automobile that is equipped for easy sex.
Usually a large sedan with a comfortable back seat and tinted windows or a van with a fold out bed.
A babe magnet set of wheels.
"Hey there Hot Stuff! Why don't you step into the Bangmobile
and we can get busy!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
by jsd9632 March 13, 2012
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One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
by jsd9632 December 5, 2011
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freak show

An overly tattooed person.
A person with multiple piercings in uncommon places.
A person who wears bizarre clothing.
A person with multiple tattoos, piercings and bizarre clothing.
A woman who has no respect for her body or her reputation.
Bob: " Did you check out that new strip club?"
Sam: "You mean the freak show? All the dancers were covered
in tattoos. I was disgusted."
by jsd9632 November 6, 2012
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to die for boobs

A perfect set of tits.
A pair of breasts that any man would willingly die for if he could
spend his last moments on earth holding them close to his face.
Breasts that could cause hearts to stop by their unveiling.
Titties that will make grown men want to breast feed forever.
"I went to the tittie bar last night, there was a new dancer there with to die for boobs. It cost me 50 bucks to get them
shoved in my face, but it was well worth it!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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flirt and flash

You meet a flirty girl at a social event you flirt back. As the game progresses she will "inadvertently" flash you by hiking her skirt, uncrossing and recrossing her legs, bend down to share some cleavage or bare some midriff.
Sam: "That girl at the bar is hot!"
Dave: "Yeah, she did the flirt and flash with me earlier."
by jsd9632 August 17, 2012
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closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.
by jsd9632 January 9, 2012
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