An actor who made several great films, some good films,
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.
Bob: "Did you hear Heath Ledger killed himself?"
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."
by jsd9632 January 01, 2012
Get the Heath Ledgermug. A line in the Clint Eastwood movie High Plains Drifter.
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
Bob: "Dude I heard you've been banging Dave's girl while he's been gone!"
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
Get the humping and cryingmug. When a blowjob has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.
Bob: "Sally and I were at the pool when she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime! I blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. I dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat."
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"
by jsd9632 February 17, 2012
Get the blowjob by proxymug. by jsd9632 February 04, 2012
Get the ass muggermug. To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"
by jsd9632 February 06, 2012
Get the right the fuck offmug. A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
by jsd9632 February 04, 2012
Get the fuck me to tearsmug. From the Home & Garden TV show Fixer Upper starring Chip & Joanna Gaines.
Chip remodels homes and Joanna furnishes & decorates them. Joanna has a tendency
to want to fill every square inch of the house with furniture, antiques, nic nacs, found
objects & junk. To Joanna'd something is to overdo, overstuff, overfill, overfurnish or
overstage a space. She famously had a crew member drive large screws into a freshly
painted wall so she could hang a rusty bicycle. When the homeowner saw it she looked
like she was going to have a stroke.
Chip remodels homes and Joanna furnishes & decorates them. Joanna has a tendency
to want to fill every square inch of the house with furniture, antiques, nic nacs, found
objects & junk. To Joanna'd something is to overdo, overstuff, overfill, overfurnish or
overstage a space. She famously had a crew member drive large screws into a freshly
painted wall so she could hang a rusty bicycle. When the homeowner saw it she looked
like she was going to have a stroke.
by jsd9632 November 20, 2021
Get the Joanna'dmug.