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even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
by jsd9632 March 13, 2012
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Heath Ledger

An actor who made several great films, some good films,
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.
Bob: "Did you hear Heath Ledger killed himself?"
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."
by jsd9632 January 1, 2012
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humping and crying

A line in the Clint Eastwood movie High Plains Drifter.
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
Bob: "Dude I heard you've been banging Dave's girl while he's been gone!"
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
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tasty tart

A cute girl.
A cute slutty girl.
A cute girl who tastes really sweet.
A cute tasty girl with a really pretty pussy.
A cute girl with a tasty pussy.
A cute girl who like to flirt and flash.
Krissy is one tasty tart!
by jsd9632 August 17, 2012
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dick life support

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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ticket to heaven

In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.
by jsd9632 March 31, 2012
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cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011
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