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famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.
Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.
by jsd9632 February 18, 2012
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cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011
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butt bandit

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.
by jsd9632 January 18, 2012
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Bree Olson

A porn actress born Rachel Oberlin on 7 October 1986 from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Until recently she lived a very slutty personal life, tweeting a hotel address and inviting strangers to stand in line to have sex with her.

At last years Berlin Sex Fest she was inserting objects into her vagina while laying on a turn table then throwing the objects into the audience.
She has since left Fort Wayne and moved to LA with her boyfriend and has claimed to no longer make porn films.
I am broken hearted over Bree Olson, I so wanted to have sex with her. I will miss that slut.
by jsd9632 January 14, 2012
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painter

A skilled craftsman who applies paint and other liquid coatings to prepared surfaces.
Wears white painter's pants and a white shirt to work.
Usually travels in a white cargo van with ladders mounted on a rack on top of the van.
There are 3 levels of painter:
House painter, Commercial painter, Industrial painter.
House painter is the most common, usually an independant contractor working with a small crew.
Commercial painters generally work for a large construction company where paint is applied by sprayers with a large crew.
Industrial painters work with specialized coatings on large metal
tanks, ships & bridges.
In many parts of the country commercial and industrial painters are members of a trade union. House painters generally are not.
I hate this color in the dining room, lets call a house painter.
by jsd9632 January 30, 2012
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Happy butt

When things are going well for you.
An extra little bounce in your step.
A really good mood.
Sally: "You're in a good mood today!"
Dave: "I woke up with a good dose of happy butt!"
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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jailbait

I've got a great weekend planned of watching hot jailbait
on Disney.
by jsd9632 December 28, 2011
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