Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.
Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!
by Giselle June 18, 2004
Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing fluffy peeing all over his flower bed!! LOLZ it was sooo funny!
by [eXo5] April 27, 2007
Trapped in a hotel room? Stuck on a flight? Overbearing host? Hostagality situations range from the earnest to the absurd where well-meaning hospitality and well-intentioned good experiences become more like hostage situations.
by Melea Seward May 29, 2008
The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.
Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.
by PRH December 25, 2008
by MagicDonJuan November 24, 2003
A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.
by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010