Larnch

A meal commonly eaten at or around the noon time hour.

"War u go far larnch?"

"Why the fuck do you ask me every day?! You see the cup with the name of the restaurant on my desk! Where the hell do you think I went?!?! FUCK, this bit is getting old!"

by Jimmy Phrarph December 3, 2007

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

Rocket Lawnchair

Another, more humorous way to say Rocket Launcher.
Popularized by Metal Slug X and it's hilarious announcer.

Upon picking up an R symbol, Marco heard someone shout "ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!" in their ears from absolutely nowhere.

by Tarmarco June 25, 2010

Tennessee Boat Launch

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank

I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

by Ryan DellaFera November 24, 2019

abort launch

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.

by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006

larchy

the most awesomest animal

the one who creaps in your room and steals your candy stash

by Charly E Rippenkroeger October 29, 2004

Laroched

To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell

You just lost in a game of chess to a four-year old. You were laroched.

Roy Halladay got laroched and gave up a home run to Andy Laroche.

by BuccoFan981 July 27, 2010