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Where you go to live if you are wealthy but don't feel the need to constantly flaunt said wealth (as in Scarsdale and Bronxville).
Son: Daddy, why doesn't mommy wear her pearls and best gowns to walk the dog?

Father: Silly child. We live in Larchmont, not Bronxville.
by Dave August 17, 2004
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A small, rich, white town in Westchester that is about 65% jewish, 20% wasp, 14% catholic, and 1% other. Larchmont is not as preppy as Bronxville, Rye, Scarsdale ext, but is often taken to be. It is also known for being next to the Long Island Sound, and is very pretty. There are very good public schools. About 85% of the dads there are lawyers.
kid #1- Cherrio!
kid #2- Why are you talking in a British accent?
kid #1- I'm from a very pleasant little town called Lochmont.
kid #2- Larchmont's in New York, not England.
kid #1- Don't be ridiculous, you silly little chap! Care for a cup of tea?
by ZaZa September 29, 2005
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A pseudo-wealthy community in Westchester county where the people are pushy and rude. They are also terrible drivers and like to complain a lot.
Beep beep! Out of the way, nanny from the Bronx! I live in Larchmont and have to get to temple!
by Definition used to be number 1 December 25, 2008
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Larchmont is a town located in southern Westchester County and is basically the richest town in the u.s. and probably one of the richest in the world. It's at the very bottom of New York state on the water (long island sound) and everyone belongs to some kind of yacht club or country club. All the parents are either doctors, lawyers, business owners or bankers and everyone's house is well over $1,000,000 no matter how small it is. The town is full of fancy cars and not only do the adults drive fancy cars but so do the kids (think BMWs, Mercedes, Range Rovers, Audis, Maseratis.) This town is also one of the preppiest out there (think polo shirts, khakis, sperrys, etc.) Not only are the people preppy but they also wear every kind of designer clothing, shoes, and bags you could think of. The kids are all super snobby and spoiled and go to one of the best most fancy high schools out there and most of them play some type of rich sport like squash, lacrosse, or horseback riding. All the kids will end up getting into extremely competitive Ivy League schools. This will make it easier for them to get good jobs even though they wont need them because most of them will already be set for life due to the trust funds set up by their parents. If you aren't rich and preppy you probably don't belong here. The surrounding towns- Scarsdale, Rye, Bronxville, and a few others are basically identical and have only a few minor differences.
Mom: How about we go to Brooks Brothers and get you a nice outfit to wear to the Larchmont yacht club tonight?
Son: But I wanted to wear my Lacoste or Ralph Lauren with my Sperrys.

Wife: Honey I don't know if I want to buy a Land Rover or a BMW.
Husband: Why don't we just buy a Ferrari...or two.

Friend 1: I think I'm going to move to Larchmont
Friend 2: Is your income above $5,000,000 a year?
Friend 1: No
Friend 2: I don't think you can afford to live there.
by GiGi85 September 07, 2012
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A very wealthy and preppy town on the Long Island Sound.
Wife to Husband: "Ah dear.. You should wear your Nantucket Red pants to dinner at the Larchmont Yacht Club tonight!"
by sail February 03, 2007
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Where people have egos as large as their bank accounts and they don't give a damn about anyone besides themselves, unless they are bored and are looking for someone to bitch at.
Larchmontwhere sanity goes to die.
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Larchmont (or as it is commonly known by "l-mont") is a town outside of NYC. Its highschool in its mothering town of Mamaroneck, is #1 in the state for underage drinking and #2 in the country. filled with insanely rich families, typical pta moms, wallstreet dads, flashy cars, along with physically flawless preppy kids with an insatiable hunger for drama, Larchmont can very well be regarded as New York's own Laguna Beach.
LaTasha: uh uh, i know dis white bitch did not jus do dat!
Monique: latasha...wut did we talk about fighting white gurls?
LaTasha (sighing): don't do it cause their Larchmont daddy will sue ur ass into pulp.
by chaching234 November 25, 2006
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