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Larch a term synonymous with human feces. See liquid larch, drop a larch
"Man I really have to take a larch."
larch by Jeffy March 30, 2004
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A larch is an unqualified person that uses his position of authority to ask underempolyed (or unempolyed) people to train them to perform their job. n.

Larching is the act of being a larch. v.
Man, that Vietnamese guy was such a larch during the phone interview. I seriously hate training these people when they are suppose to be interviewing me for a job.
Larch by SuperLarch June 12, 2014

drop a larch 

to defecate, take a dump, poop
"I really have to drop a larch after eating at that Chinese Buffet."
drop a larch by Jeffy March 30, 2004

liquid larch 

a phrase meaning diarrhea. See larch, drop a larch
"Man, after all this Mexican food, im gonna have a big liquid larch."
liquid larch by Jeffy March 30, 2004

Darker Than Larch

Really fucking dark. ...and scarey.
Holy fuck what the fucking fuck was that. Its Darker than Larch in here and I've kecked my drawers.

fat larch 

Once stated on monty pythons flying circus.
Ez dave ,chek out that fat larch.
fat larch by JOHN NURSE July 27, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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