LanChester

The border where Lancaster county and Chester county meet also a merger between the 2 counties collectivly to create hip hop of quality that few are used too

home of LanChester Productions

Yo you heard lanchester new jawn? that track is tighter than a preachers wife! NAH MEAN

by Joey Stacks December 28, 2008

Lanchester

a small town in County Durham that has many elderly residents and kind hearted folk , it contains on school and a college where all the kids who go there are convinced there hard as nails because they really are

Dude I’m really scared I have to drive through Lanchester tomorrow, I hope the school ain’t on

by EwanO’Neil January 29, 2019

Lanchester

Lanchester is quite possibly the most boring and mundane place you could visit, some would say they would rather be in Guantanamo bay than visit Lanchester. The only place to go for the smallest bit of enjoyment is the water treatment plant down the line but sadly its fenced off and they dont let you operate the heavy machinery,

Person 1: What happened to that guy who was meant to be sent to death row?
Person 2: I dont know man i think they sent him to Lanchester instead, it is more mentally degrading being there.

by Gnome6969 June 25, 2021

Lanchester water treatment plant

Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.

"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"

by Ajjacka July 16, 2021

Hazel Grace Lancaster

The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.

Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.

by BeMyAugustusWaters.Okay? June 21, 2014

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

Manchester, MI

Village in Southeast MI, home of the flying dutchmen. If you don't wear steel toe boots anda carhart on a daily basis and/or live on a farm, you probably don't belong here. Theres 4 half-black kids, so really only 2; and 3 asians who are adopted by white parents. 20 minutes west of the arrogant hippies of A2 and 20 east of the wankstas of Jackson, 20 north of the wiggers of Adrian, and 15 south of the coke heads of Chelsea, this small town is a unique buffer between these cities. You wanna party in Manchester? Drive around any night of the week and look for a barn thats lit up. Theres bound to be a game of beer pong and a joint being passed around. We don't even have a stoplight, so don't expect much, the Dairy queen doesn't even have chocolate ice cream. Supposeldy world famous for our annual chicken broil, town events revolve around the highschool sports or the Mens club. Theres 7 churches and 3 pizza joints in a town that rarely has over 100 kids per graduating class. Where will I be tonight? Hammies at The grey house. Yes sometimes we do actually party indoors even though with this crowd we probably should be outside.

After the football game, were gonna party in the parking lot in Manchester, MI

by Mr. Mowrer April 2, 2011