Lanieta 

Lanieta is my cousin

You know lanieta?
Ye my cousin

Lanieta by Durrpppzz February 27, 2021

Lanita 

Sexy, cute, and outgoing. Often offers random insight and words of wisdom. Honest usually shares what’s on her mind. Enjoys life and likes to have fun but can also have intelligent and witty conversations. She’s a one of a kind.

Everyone Loves a Lanita

Lanita by LECK09 February 3, 2010

Lanita 

Quirky and funny, a good sense of humor. She has an upbeat attitude, but don’t cross her. Full of personality. Ready for anything.

Lanita, not to be confused with tequila

Lanita by L Word February 4, 2010

Landeta 

1. To break-up or dump someone 2. The act of giving someone the boot, in reference to former Eagles punter Sean Landeta.

Friend: So whatever happened between (insert name of whore here) and you?

You: Oh, I Landeta-ed her ass.

Landeta by Sean Landeta August 10, 2009

Lancetard 

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

Lancetard by MissManglewood October 7, 2011

Landetarian 

A person who refrains from eating animals from the sea, or animals who fly such as birds. This can also be seen as a person who only eat animals that live solely on the land.

Yes, I have a dietary restriction, I am a landetarian.

Landetarian by Ni13aCC July 28, 2016

lanetarded 

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

lanetarded by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009