Landeta

1. To break-up or dump someone 2. The act of giving someone the boot, in reference to former Eagles punter Sean Landeta.

Friend: So whatever happened between (insert name of whore here) and you?

You: Oh, I Landeta-ed her ass.

by Sean Landeta August 10, 2009

landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.

When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.

by Anita Havel May 22, 2006

landstander

One who fights adamantly for a certain cause.

This word originates from the now-canceled animated series Home Movies, in which one episode featured the main character in a movie playing an ancient warrior called the Landstander, who simply wanted to "stand on land!"

"Dude, why do care so much about that old cartoon? You're such a landstander."

by megas_ex_machina August 25, 2005

landatarian

someone who only eats food from the land, no seafood.

i am a landatarian.

by ilikeblueberrymuffins May 16, 2015

landstacy

A female version of a Landchad.

Bigot: Land work isn't real work!
Landstacy: kill yourself

by Fluffy chinchilla June 3, 2022

Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

Lancetard

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

by MissManglewood October 7, 2011