Lancetard 

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

Lancetard by MissManglewood October 7, 2011

Lactard 

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

Lancastard 

Lancastard is a derogatory term referring to residents of Lancaster County PA. Made popular on the People of Lancaster website www.peopleoflancaster.com and facebook page www.facebook.com/peopleoflancaster

OMG, the bar was just packed with Lancastards. I'm feeling Lancastarded for just being there

Lancastard by lancaster505 March 5, 2011

lactard 

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

lactard by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

lactarded 

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

lactarded by jake826 May 6, 2006

lametard 

when you combine lame and retarded.

Billy was such a lametard.

lametard by IeshaOpps December 17, 2007

lactard 

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

lactard by lila_pause September 4, 2006