2 definitions by MissManglewood
A portmanteau of "zombie" and "elitist". A zombielitist is someone who was into zombies 'before it was cool' and frequently expresses contempt for the current upswell of zombie popularity. He or she is disdainful of the lack of realism, consistency, and originality in most contemporary zombie films, and perceived cinematic ignorance of today's fans.
As a zombielitist, I have been forced to pack away all of my zombie shirts for the indefinite future. I can no longer tolerate ending up in unsolicited conversations with idiots who "love zombies" but have never heard of George Romero or Lucio Fulci.
by MissManglewood February 22, 2012
A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.
Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.
by MissManglewood May 26, 2011