lametard 

when you combine lame and retarded.

Billy was such a lametard.

lametard by IeshaOpps December 17, 2007

lametard 

Someone that enjoys making up stupid nicknames for people that do not make sense

Nick called me a crackwhore edition 27, he is such a lametard.

lametard by A rems December 16, 2008

lametard 

1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.

1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.

lametard by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005

lametard 

one who has the uncanny ability to be lame and retarded at the same time.
usually has little or no friends.
will most likely live in his mother's basement until he's 54, and will never get laid.

ughh! you're the biggest freaking lametard on the planet!

lametard by Xmona_lisaX February 18, 2008

lametard 

A word devised by lame and retarded people for easy self-reference.

How about 'lametard'? That sounds cool and that is so us!

lametard by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 15, 2006

Lametard 

A person who is uncool. Usually a cracker.

That lametard needs to shut up.

Lametard by Nikki Burgess April 11, 2007

lametard 

Someone who is just quite annoying, and usually does not have a clue. Most commonly used for AOLers, but can be used for just about anyone.

Sheesh, Cale is such a lametard.

lametard by Bryan May 22, 2004