Lagcat 

a person that is to blame for most issues
but smiles though the blame as if nothing is happening

well if it isnt lagcat

Lagcat by Lagcat February 8, 2025

lagcats

lagcats is an infamous/professional gamer from sweden

lagcats the infamous

lagcats by LeagueOfLegendaries August 17, 2016

nyc lagca appi 

Coolest pick-up line you could drop on your Bengali-speaking crush. Till date, no girl has been found to resist the charms of these three words. There have been proven cases where commenting this on a girl's picture in social media have ultimately led to a happy family with three kids (with the fourth one on the way).

Girl: There's no way in heaven I am going out with a dick like you.
Boy: Nyc lagca appi.
Girl: Fuck. Honey, do you think Paris is a good place to get married?

nyc lagca appi by A_Random_Dude April 17, 2017

Lagathon 

A marathon of lag

Ooo look, it's poon noob and he's lagging again. Well duh he's got lagathon.

Lagathon by Poon Noob January 11, 2010

lacatoosh 

to whack someone whilst asleep with ones penis

nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob

troy:ok get ur dick out then

(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)

lacatoosh by troymusefan May 3, 2007

lagative 

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

lagative by Dylan Sharp November 13, 2007

lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

lapcatted by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013