a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or shiting and pissing problems then return to the lap. The cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more
Merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to piss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap
by sirlameus617 February 7, 2008
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lapcat • lapcatted • Laycation • lagcats • Lacated • LaCatherine • Lacatiavora • Lacation • Lacatocee • lacatoosh
nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob
troy:ok get ur dick out then
(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)
troy:ok get ur dick out then
(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)
by troymusefan May 3, 2007
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by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013
Get the lapcatted mug.(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.
(2) Another term for 'etc.'
(2) Another term for 'etc.'
Example for (1)
"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."
Example for (2)
I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.
"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."
Example for (2)
I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.
by Bounga September 30, 2006
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A Lazy Vacation.
You don't go anywhere or do anything, intentionally.
Although there is some debate regarding Lazcation activities. Some approve of Reading or Sleeping or Watching movies. Others rely on a pure view on doing little to nothing.
A Lazy Vacation.
You don't go anywhere or do anything, intentionally.
Although there is some debate regarding Lazcation activities. Some approve of Reading or Sleeping or Watching movies. Others rely on a pure view on doing little to nothing.
Q- "I see you are taking time off on Monday, do you have plans to go somewhere"
A- "Nah, I think I'm going to go have a Lazcation instead"
A- "Nah, I think I'm going to go have a Lazcation instead"
by RinFC April 22, 2013
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