lapcat 

a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or shiting and pissing problems then return to the lap. The cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more

Merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to piss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap

lapcat by sirlameus617 February 7, 2008

lagcats

lagcats is an infamous/professional gamer from sweden

lagcats the infamous

lagcats by LeagueOfLegendaries August 17, 2016

lacatoosh 

to whack someone whilst asleep with ones penis

nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob

troy:ok get ur dick out then

(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)

lacatoosh by troymusefan May 3, 2007

lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

lapcatted by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

Lapatunieus 

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'

Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.

Lapatunieus by Bounga September 30, 2006

Lazcation 

A Lazcation is where you do absolutely NOTHING during your time off work.

A Lazy Vacation.

You don't go anywhere or do anything, intentionally.

Although there is some debate regarding Lazcation activities. Some approve of Reading or Sleeping or Watching movies. Others rely on a pure view on doing little to nothing.

Q- "I see you are taking time off on Monday, do you have plans to go somewhere"

A- "Nah, I think I'm going to go have a Lazcation instead"

Lazcation by RinFC April 22, 2013

Lacatocee 

If someone is missing something in there personality

Your very Lacatocee today

Lacatocee by Julienne February 7, 2020