lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

Lacated

Lacated: 2 words within 1.

1st word is 'lakes' meaning something/someone is great.

2nd word is 'rated' meaning 10 out of 10.

That Tarmac Patch is Well Lacated brov.

by Alfonso Abdul January 16, 2009

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

laPatte

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022