Definitions by troymusefan

lacatoosh 

to whack someone whilst asleep with ones penis

nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob

troy:ok get ur dick out then

(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)

lacatoosh by troymusefan May 3, 2007

manbearpig 

1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig

al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig

manbearpig by troymusefan May 3, 2007

Pshits 

when you wake up with shit on the face up side of your pillow

nat: holy fuck, i woke up with shit on my pillow, not again

troy: ooooops sowi nat! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

rob: looks like nat got Pshits again

Pshits by troymusefan May 3, 2007

sidsandwich 

wen you put a swedish guy between two bits of bread

troy: nat will you make me a sidsandwich?

nat: sure thing troy, you want cheese on it too?

troy: hell yh

sidsandwich by troymusefan May 3, 2007

nonosexual 

some1 hu isnt attracted to either sex.
infact isnt attracted to anything.
they are a heartless being.
they are incapable of love and compassion.
they a a hollow case of nothingness.

troy: will do u like boys or girls

will: i dont like either

troy: that makes you NONOSEXUAL

nonosexual by troymusefan May 3, 2007

door hinge

something that rhymes with orange

nat: ill give you £10 if you tell me something that rhymes with orange

troy: ok door hinge

nat: oh shit, here you go

door hinge by troymusefan May 3, 2007

fajitas

a vaginal shaped mexican food
(pronounced fa jye tars)

troy: pass us the fajitas nat?

nat: sure thing pervert

fajitas by troymusefan May 3, 2007